Why did the single man mention his status as 'complicated'?
Because he was confused about which hand to use!
What do guys usually say after Sex?
I Love You? Wrong!
That was great? Wrong again!
I Loved it? Wrong Again!
The Answer is:
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Oh! Where are my fucking clothes!
Gynaecologist: A person who looks for problems in places where most people find pleasure!
How is a condom like a photograph?
They both capture that special moment!
It's not that i'm always horny. it's just that you always look so faceable!
Difference and Similarity between VAGINA & COFFIN?
You CUM in one and GO in the other!
And you certainly got to be STIFF to get into either of them!
Advise to Girls:
Do not play with stray dogs, you may get rabies;
And do not play with smart boys, you may get babies!
Girl: Fuck you!
Boy: Promise!
A kiss is a gamble, sex is a game;
Boys do the action, girls get the blame;
They say you're pretty, they say you're fine;
But 9 months later, ÿou hear - "It's not mine"!
Boy: Please let me fiddle with your left and right Controls.
Girl: But just only once.
Boy: Can I also touch your software?
Girl: First show me your hardware.
Boy: Come sit down on my joystick.
Girl: My disk is not protected, you'll infect me with virus!
