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Computer Simile:
Techies: Compact Dicks
Aliens: Laser Dicks
Old Men: Floppy Dicks
Young Men: Hard Dicks
Vibrators: Pirated Dicks
What's the difference between a SKY and a SKIRT?
Sky covers the whole Universe whereas a Skirt covers the Universal Hole!
What's the difference between a Lollipop and a Dick?
If a Girl sucks a Lollipop, it becomes smaller;
And if she sucks the Dick, it becomes bigger!
Five Road Signs that best describe a FEMALE ORGAN:
1. Deep excavation
2. Slippery when wet
3. Stop on red signal
4. Slow down on curves & humps
5. Men at work
I believe in love at first sight but science calls it...
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Erection!
Height of Revenge:
Women eating chillies before giving husband Blow Job!
If necessity is the mother of invention;
Then frustration is the father of masturbation!
Lines said by a true lover:
My Heart always belonged to just one girl....but I have Sperms for the rest!
Men don't always need advice.
Sometimes all they really need is:
A hand to hold;
An ear to nuzzle;
A heart to love;
Lips to kiss;
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Boobs to suck;
And a place to fuck!
