How do we know God is a man?
Because if God were a woman, sperm would taste like chocolate!
What's a Yankee?
Same thing as a 'quickie', only you do it yourself!
Difference between eFuck and eRape?
A girl putting her mobile in her pussy on Vibration Mode and asks her boyfriend to call is eFuck;
And if someone else calls then its eRape!
A woman is responsible for the youthful image of penis. Only and only she can manage to keep it WRINKLE FREE!
When you find it hard to keep a girl;
Find a girl that keeps it hard!
There's a time and place for everything. You just got to convince her for sex!
For the information of all Men:
What is better than Porn?
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HD PORN!
If you buy her Victoria's Secret, she will let you take it off!
I wish hangovers and orgasms could swap duration!
Karma is like 69, you get what you give!
