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Breaking Bollywood News:
An owner of 173 Crore house gets a flat in dowry!
#SonamWedding

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Clinton got a free blowjob.
Trump paid $130,000. Now tell me who is the better businessman?

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Amazing Fact:
Imran Khan has become the first ever cricketer to complete a Hat-trick with Two Balls only!

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America and North Korea both have a Nuclear button, but since it's men trying to find it, we're probably safe!

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Given the number of Godmen in the country and the incidents around them, the government should constitute a "Baba Regulatory Authority of India".
BRA of India!

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#RamRahim verdict clearly demonstrates the consequences of putting your Love Charger in someone else's cell phones!

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Infosys looking for the replacement who can inspire/excite young engineers, completely transparent.
Sunny Leone surely fits the bill!

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Attended a GST workshop.
The trainer kept on saying, "We Indians need Tax Education".
I told him, "Without any Sex Education, we are 1.3 Billion. We will manage, You relax."

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MODINOMICS:
If you withdraw, you get 4500.
If you don't withdraw you get 6000!

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Premature Ejaqueuelation:
Money getting over before you reach the beginning of the ATM queue!