Govt. has just issued directive and limit for ladies to keep Rs.100 note in their bras as per their size.
Any lady violating the limit will be prosecuted.
Bra size 26: 4 notes
28-32: 6-8 notes
34-36: 10-15 notes
36-40: 25-35 notes
Above 40: 45 notes + You can give commercial service to public for storage.
Service tax applicable as per norms!
Most ladies will have to change their bra sizes from 34B to 38D to accommodate 100 Rs notes!
If Indians had realized the importance of withdrawal at the right time... there wouldn't be so much of a crowd in banks today!
Trump was like porn. Everybody liked and watched but nobody admitted in pre-polls!
Funny how Hilary Clinton wants to sit over the desk, that Monica sat under!
Apparently, Donald Trump is currently being treated for Electile dysfunction and premature congratulations.
Isn't it Hillaryous!
Some people are so money minded.
They tied up Kim Kardashian and took away the diamonds!
In the meantime, wives have found a new slogan, instead of "I have a headache" they are saying...
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"No Surgical Strike Tonight!"
The economy is so bad that wives are having sex with their husbands because they can no longer afford batteries!
If Russia decides to invade Turkey from rear will Greece help?
Reply: Greece or No Greece, Russia will just Putin