For those who know nothing about how to satisfy a woman: The 'G' spot is located at the end of the word shopping!
A woman is responsible for the youthful image of penis. Only and only she can manage to keep it WRINKLE FREE!
A man and his wife are in the bedroom one night and they have just finished the sex act.
"Honey, did you enjoy the sex we just made?", he asks.
"Yes, of course, Dear. Didn't you hear me laughing?"
Why shouldn't you have a gay monkey and a gay squirrel in the same tree?
Because the monkey will go bananas over the squirrel's nuts!
How would Cricket commentators define a naked girl?
No cover, No extra cover, 2 silly points, 2 fine legs, 1 deep gully and a little grass on the pitch. It seems to be wonderful conditions to have a first go and come out on top!
Maine Paani Manga To Sagar Mila;
Phool Manga To Bagicha Mila;
Ghar Manga To Aalishan Mahal Mila;
Lekin Jab Gaand Mangi To Tumhara Number Mila!
Main Kab Aaun, Teri Lene?
A couple in a cinema hall.
Wife: Hey, the guy next to me is wanking.
Husband: Dear ignore him. It shall create an unnecessary scene.
Wife: I can't. He is using my hand!
A Punjabi medium educated young lady's RESUME:
Special qualification: I am flexible enough to perform in all positions!
When you find it hard to keep a girl;
Find a girl that keeps it hard!
Mickey and Minnie Mouse are in the middle of a divorce.
"Mickey," the judge says, "Minnie seems quite normal to me. I can't grant you a divorce just because you think she's crazy."
"I didn't say she was crazy," exclaims Mickey. "I said she was fucking Goofy!"
