My Bengali colleague told me today that he had an "Open-Dicks Operation".
I think, he meant Appendix!
The capacity to watch complete Porn film, and that too without putting it on fast forward, should be considered an achievement par excellence!
A Risky Question:
Aggar Ek Taraf Sher Khada Ho Aur Dusri Taraf - Mera Khada Ho; To Batao...
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Tum Kis Ki Taraf Jaoge?
Ab Hanso Mat Bolo - Jaan Pyari Hai Ya Gaand!
A young officer told his Commanding Officer on not being granted leave, Sir, you are now behaving like a Negro's left ball"".
CO: What the heck do you mean?
Officer: Sir, neither you are fair nor you are right!
Ek 8 Saal Ka Ladka Dukandaar Se Bola, "Bhai Sahab, Ek Packet Cigarette Dena"!
Dukandaar Hairani Se Bola, "Itne Chote Aur Cigrarette?"
Ladka: Mere Liye Nahi, Apne Chote Bhai Ke Liye Le Raha Hoon. Mere Liye To Ek Packet Condom De Do!
How did Gabbar Singh avoid having kids?
After screwing, he would tell his wife -
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Le, Aba Goli Khaa!
A Bill shall be passed for females to have sex compulsorily with their husbands on demand.
Please support in big numbers for this
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"Thokpaal Bill" at Ras Lila Maidan!
There's a time and place for everything. You just got to convince her for sex!
If sex without wife's consent is RAPE then by this logic, isn't
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spending husband's money by the wife without his consent ROBBERY?
For the information of all Men:
What is better than Porn?
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HD PORN!



