At 18 a lady is like Football, 22 men behind her;
At 28 Basketball, 10 men behind her;
At 38 Golf ball, 1 man behind her;
At 48 Table Tennis ball, 1 man pushing her to another!
Why does a bride smile when she's walking down the aisle?
She knows she's given her last blow job!
Here lies the bones of screwy Rick
Cursed at death with a corkscrew dick
Spent his life in a futile hunt
To find a girl with a corkscrew cunt
He found that girl, but now he is dead
The no account bitch had a left-hand thread!
A big dick doesn't mean anything if its attached to a bigger dick!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
A boy!
A boy who?
A boy who can't fucking reach the doorbell!
If you buy her Victoria's Secret, she will let you take it off!
I wish hangovers and orgasms could swap duration!
Karma is like 69, you get what you give!
2 important rules of Sex:
1st time: Perform as if you won't get it again.
2nd time: Perform as if it's the 1st time!
An Investment Banker was getting married to his colleague. During the wedding ceremony, the wife vomits.
Husband: What happened?
Wife: It's Capital Gain arising out of previous investment!
