The only loss which gives a sense of achievement is...
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'Virginity'!
Sri Sri Ravi Shankar and Sunny Leone share their birth dates.
One teaches the "Art of Living" and the other "Art of Loving"!
Masturbation: At 'shot in the air' to check if the 'gun' is working!
What's the difference between condoms and coffins?
They both hold something stiff but one's coming and one's going!
Censure Question:
What's the difference between movies having Certificate - U, A, XX and XXX?
U: Hero gets the heroine
A: Villain gets the heroine
XX: All the actors get the heroine
XXX: Entire shooting unit gets the heroine!
Sex is something you cannot give without taking;
And cannot take without giving it to someone!
No matter:
How high the sky is;
How deep ocean is;
How strong wind is;
How wide a river is;
Just wanna tell you...
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Tu Vicho Lun Laina!
My horoscope this morning forecast sex and travel today.
Uncannily accurate... as my wife just told me to "fuck off"!
Research: During sex, a person burns as much calories as running for 5 miles.
But who the hell runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
If a girl says yes thrice, it's not a yes... it's an orgasm!
