The best woman is the one who leaves in the morning!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the chicken want to get to the other side?
A: To go to the pub!
Q: Why did the chicken want to go to the pub?
A: To go to the toilet!
Q: Why did the chicken want 2 go 2 the toilet?
A: Because that's where the COCKS hang out!
Since it's election season, let's everyone vote for which end of the same dildo we want to get fucked by...
Moms have Mother's Day, Dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday!
That awkward moment when the person who discovered milk had to explain what he/she was doing to the cow!
IPL 7:
Looking at this Bumrah's bowling action, bet he has a tough time wanking!
What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Difference between Boys and Girls:
Boys are naughty, Girls are beauty;
Boys have chest, Girls have breasts.
Boys have night falls, Girls have big balls;
Boys a big pole, Girls have a big hole;
Boys can Fuck and Girls can Suck.
Lastly, Boys are FUCKERS but Girls are LOVERS!
A girl bunked the lecture and was moving around in college.
Professor asked her, "Yeh kya? Period mein Ghoomna?"
Girl: Yahi Soch to Badalni hai!
One of the biggest unsolved mysteries must be men's obsession with boobs, despite the fact that they're not so significant in the actual 'act'!
