Since Viagra came in the market, pole dancers say they receive a lot more standing ovations!
Apki Aaj ki Rashi:
Lund ki Pakad Dhilli Rahegi;
Choot ke Darshan Nirasha Janak Honge;
Muth Marne Ka Yog Hai;
Gand Pe Vishesh Dhyan Dein.. Koi Bhi Mar Sakta Hai!
Why are girls better at catwalk than boys?
Because there is nothing between the legs to get squeezed!
If your cup is only half full,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
may be you need a different bra!
Drawing is the second thing in the world that requires hand and imagination...
.
.
.
.
.
.
Simultaneously!
Always trust the man who buys you lingerie rather than the one who buys you roses - the former is at least, honest about his intentions!
Jeans: Keeping erections concealed since 1873!
HARD FACT:
No matter how many job POSITIONS taken over by women, and their claiming equality; But there are certain OPENINGS that only men can fill!
Who Sang This Song?
Main Pal Do Pal Ka Shayar Hoon;
Pal Do Pal Meri Jawani Hai;
Pal Do Pal Meri Masti Hai;
Pal Do Pal Kahani Hai!
.
.
.
.
Answer: An erect 'Lauda'!
Five men were sitting around the table at a restaurant bragging about who had the largest dick. Finally one guy said, "I'll settle this; let's all put our dicks on the table- that will decide it."
At about that time two fags walked in and were seated. The waiter asked, "Would you gentlemen like to see a menu?"
The fags responded, "Oh!!! No, No, we'll just have the buffet!"
