There once was a man with a member
That would only stand up in December.
He said, "Then it's too cold
For a hard-on so bold,
I wish it would work in September!"
For years Bill's friends had chided him about being impotent. So it was with great glee that he reported his wife had just come from the doctor's, and she was pregnant.
"Well, why not?" teased an agitator, "Nobody ever doubted your wife."
What do women and police cars have in common?
They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming!
Costa, Starbucks or Barista aren't really that expensive when one considers what Victoria's Secret charges for 2 Cups !
You know why they say that eating oysters will improve a man's sex life?
Because women know if he'll eat one of those, he'll eat anything!
What does parsley and pubic hair have in common?
Push it aside and keep on eating!
Always remember:
You're somebody's reason to wank!
How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
Give it a nipple!
Shoe laces and smart men have one thing in common? They keep in touch with several holes!
A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river but gets its paws wet. Then it sees a bigger one but falls in!
MORAL OF THE STORY:
The bigger the sausage, the wetter the pussy!
