Girlfriend: Mai Apni Zindagi Me Koi Lamba Haath Marna Chahti Hu.
Pappu: Pagli, Tu Sirf Haath Maar... Lamba To Apne Aap Ho Jaayega!
Why do women have two holes so close together?
In case you miss!
Billiards is the coolest game for men. It teaches them how to play with different balls and concentrate on many holes, with just a single stick!
Correct communication is so important.
A woman to a man during sex, "Keep it up"!
The man wonders if it was a complaint or compliment!
Height of Trust:
Two cannibals giving each other a blow-job!
Weekends are like orgasms... it takes a whole week of foreplay to reach there.
And when you get there, it's all over in no time!
They have made a new drug for depressed lesbians. And they named it... Trycoxagain!
Opinions are like orgasms. Mine's more important and I don't care if you have one!
Sex is like a gas station.
Sometimes you get full service;
Sometimes you gotta ask for service;
And sometimes you have to be happy with "self service"!
Agony Aunt:
Girl: I'm 19 and I'm pregnant. How do I tell my parents?
Amazing reply: if you can open your legs then why not your mouth!
