You know you're forever alone when you take care of your right hand more than any other body part!
Sunny Leone Ne Tailor Ko Ek Rumaal De Ke Kaha, "Meri 3 Dress Bana Dena."
Abb Aap Tailor Ka Confidence Dekho... "Madam, Baaki Kapde Ka Kya Karu?"
Remember those childhood days when A, B, C, and D used to be alphabets and not cup sizes?
What's the difference between a man and a woman?
A man always has the same dick between his legs all his life... a woman may not!
One of the side effects of Viagra is a headache. Every time, I take a pill, my wife gets a headache!
Why the fuck do I check my fucking phone every fucking minute... even though I am fucking sure that no one's gonna send a fucking message. What the fuck!
Lisa: I do believe in sex on the first date.
Katherine: That's pretty modern thinking for an 80 year old woman.
Lisa: Well, you can never be sure of a 2nd date with an 80 year old man!
A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water. The barman says "I thought you only drank blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea"!
Is it true that when a lot of sheep masturbate, the process is called 'Muthbhed' (मुठभेड़)!
Santa: 'Chawanprash' Khaane Se Din Bhar Chusti Rehti Hai.
Banta: Kaun Din Bhar 'Choosti' Rehti Hai? Mere Ko Bhi Bata, Main Bhi Thoda 'Chusva' Luon!
