A towel can make your career.
~ Ranbeer Kapoor
A towel can destroy your career.
~ Sreesanth
You can make your career without a towel.
~ Sunny Leone
While performing the sex act, wife to her hubby, "You're just like a mobile."
Husband proudly: So you love my vibrations?
Wife: No No... the moment you go into the basement, your network fails!
It is said that if your palms are itching, you'll get money;
If your toes are itching, you'll get new shoes;
And if your dick is itching...
Don't fool yourself, simply rush to the doctor!
English na aane ka Nuksaan:
Boyfriend: Darling, are you free tonight?
Girlfriend: Haramkhor... Free ke Bacche, Aaj se Pehle Kabhi Paise Liye Hai Tujhse?
Friend 1: Can't believe after all the shit they have been through they're still together. Friend 2: Who?
Friend 1: Your bum cheeks!
Girl 1: How does your boyfriend make love?
Girl 2: Well, I should define it as unskilled labour!
The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is, that you
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never get to prove it!
Nobody knows Aam Aadmi of India, the way Ekta Kapoor does.
She keeps women happy with Saas-Bahu serials and men with Sunny Leone!
Four reasons why I curse:
1. Because I F**king want to.
2. Because I F**king can.
3. Because I love it.
4. Because I don't give a F**k!
Which type of girls wear transparent dresses?
The girls not having any confidence on imagination power of a man!
