Hone Wale Sasur Ne Apni Hone Wali Bahu Se Pucha, "Tumhe Chai Aati Hai?"
Bahu Boli, "Mujhe Abhi Tak Doodh Nahin Aata Chai Kahan Se Aayegi"!
Manager: How long did u stay with your previous employer?
Girl: Well, usually a few hours, but sometimes all night!
Both guys and girls lie about the number of people they have had sex with.
The difference is that the guys add, and the girls subtract!
What did the girl say when her lover went down on her?
Darling, Mujhe 'Tongue' Mat Karo!
Pappu: Me sleep with Dad last night.
Madam (correcting): No Pappu, I slept with dad last night.
Pappu: Aap Mere Sone Ke Baad Aayi Hogi!
Researchers at the University of 'Honolulu' have concluded that 'Penis' is the greatest breakfast because it has a mushroom head, a hot dog, 2 eggs and cream, which provide all the essential nutrients to make women healthy!
The night was almost gone,
As I opened my eyes with a yawn.
I was quite amazed
With her thighs on my face,
I was seeing the crack of Dawn!
1st time Kiya to Khoon Aaya.
2nd time Kiya to Dard Hua.
3rd time Kiya to Jalan Hui.
4th time Kiya to Smoothly Hua.
Shuruvat Mein Shaving Aise Hi Hoti Hai!
____( )_________ this is Sunny Leone sleeping...
__________________ this is Sonam Kapoor sleeping...
__________||______ and this is YOU!
What is the definition of a tough competitor?
In a masturbation contest, he finishes first, third and ninth!
