A lady, by passion deluded,
Found a man who was drunk and denuded,
And fit as a fiddle,
And hot for a diddle
She tied splints to his penis and screwed it!
Diff b/w Govt. Hospital and Pvt. Hospital:
Govt Hospital: Doctor Nurse par aur Patient Farsh par.
Pvt. Hospital: Patient Nurse par, Doctor Patient ke purse par!
How can you tell if your girlfriend's frigid?
When you open her legs, the lights go on!
There once was a man called Sheyenne,
Of women, he was a fan,
But they thought, "Damn, he's fat,"
"I'm not touching that!"
So he has to rely on his hand!
Jack: It's just too hot to wear clothes today, but what would the neighbors think if I mowed the lawn naked?
Wife: That I married you for your money!
BJP: Congress is corrupt.
Congress: BJP is corrupt.
BJP & Congress: AAP is corrupt.
AAP: BJP & Congress is corrupt.
Common man: The Sunny Leone video I downloaded is corrupt!
Karma is like 69 - you get, what you give!
Positive thought of the day: Whenever in life you are losing self control... just think of Sunny Leone's cameraman!
Why do fat chicks give better blowjobs?
Because they have to!
FRUSTRATION!
My back aches, my pussy is sore;
I simply can't screw any more.
I'm covered with sweat,
And you haven't come yet,
And gosh, it's a quarter to four!
