Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care!
Lulli aur Zubaan Mein Samanta:
1. Dono Mein Haddi Nahi Hoti.
2. Dono Par Kabu Rakhna Mushkil.
3. Dono Se Laar Tapkti Hai!
Forget humans... even when two batteries are in 69 position, they generate current!
A good woman will perform at least 70 chores around the house. Cooking and 69!
What do deer and women have in common?
The hornier, the better!
Dating Sunny Leone must be like visiting Taj Mahal. One has possibly seen pictures from all angles already available on the Internet!
I'm sick of people knocking on my door looking for donations.
Just had a woman from sperm bank... Boy, did I give her a mouthful.
BJP: Congress is corrupt.
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Congress: BJP is corrupt.
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BJP & Congress: AAP is corrupt.
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AAP: BJP & Congress is corrupt.
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Common Man: The Sunny Leone Video I downloaded is corrupt.
Nobody knows Aam Aadmi of India the way Ekta Kapoor does.
She keeps women happy with Saas-Bahu serials and men with Sunny Leone!
Newton's 4th Law:
Every soul in this world is born with a hole or a pole. When the pole goes inside the hole, out comes a new soul with a hole or a pole!
