It's easy to take off all your clothes and have sex - people do it all the time. But opening up your soul to someone, letting them into your spirit, thoughts, fears, future, hopes and dreams... now that's being naked!
Spare a thought for the man who told his wife he was going to China on that Malaysian flight no MH 370. And now fears to return from Thailand!
Girl: What are you thinking about?
Boy: The same as you.
Girl: Oh! If you do - I'll scream!
Here's to the girl that I kissed last;
She didn't kiss slowly nor did she kiss fast.
But she kissed so long and she kissed so sweet;
She made things stand that had no feet!
Six or Sex:
Utha ke Maro to Sis;
Leta ke Maro to Sex.
Bahar Gaya to Six;
Ander Gaya to Sex.
Dono Haath Uper to Six;
Dono Par Uper to Sex.
Enjoy IPL with i-Pill!
A girl yawns in front of her boyfriend.
The boyfriend immediately unzips his trousers.
Girlfriend: Haramkhor, Abb Kya Ubbassi Bhi Nahi Lene Dega!
Why did God create alcohol?
So that ugly people would have a chance to have sex!
GENERATION GAP:
Three generation of hookers are sitting around talking when the daughter says, "you know, I got really pissed off today when a guy gave me only $50 for giving him a blowjob."
The mother says, "$50? Back in the 1950's we were happy to get $20!"
And the grandmother comments, "Twenty dollars? Ha! back in the 1930's we were just happy to have something warm in our stomachs!"
For a man, his friends are very precious like his balls... very close, always reachable, hanging around doing nothing; and without them he is not a man!
Advice:
Before making any promise to a girl, wank twice... it may change your opinion!
