P: Pull/Push
U: Until
S: She
S: Screams
Y: Yesssss!
There's a big difference between men and women when they say:
"I finished an entire box of tissues watching that film last night!"
Irony of Life:
Wife doesn't get pregnant after many attempts;
And girlfriends get pregnant even after taking precautions!
My wife and I finally became sexually compatible... now we get simultaneous headaches!
The Dick Song at different ages:
15-18: Pehla Nasha
18-30: Dhoom Macha Le Dhoom
30-40: Kabhi Khusi Kabhi Gham
40-55: Kal Ho Na Ho... 55+ : Pappu can't Dance Sala...
Ever wondered why women wear panties with printed flowers?
They want it to be watered with a hose!
What do you call someone who does everything better than you?
Saala Chutiyaa!
WARNING FOR MEN:
Women are using date rape drugs called "blow jobs" to lure men into scams called relationships!
What is Mangalsutra?
It's a device to enjoy Kamasutra without condom!
And what is Condom?
It's a device to enjoy Kamasutra without Mangalsutra!
An Emotional Advice:
Wank twice before making any promise to a girl, it may change your opinion!
