You may love a girl very deeply. But you cannot express it more deeper than 5 or 6 inches!
Instead of learning unconditional Love, Faithfulness, Honesty and Loyalty from dogs -
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the only thing we learn is their 'Postion'!
A condom and a coffin - both are designed for stiffs. The difference is one is for coming and the other for going!
In Winters, if a woman shaves her legs for you every alternate day, it sure is love!
If 69 is eating, then 619 must qualify as "Kebab Mein Haddi"!
A good relation does not need any promises and conditions.
It just needs two wonderful people, one who fucks and another who spreads the legs and gets fucked happily!
The only way to have safe sex is to abstain...
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from drinking!
One ejaculation has 15,875 GB of DNA info.
With 200 million sperms per ejaculation, one would have 7150 TB of data transfer in around 3-4 seconds.
And we think 3G/4G is fast!
A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water. The barman says "I thought you only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea"!
English na aane ka Nuksaan:
Boyfriend: Darling, are you free tonight?
Girlfriend: Haramkhor! Free ke Bacche, Aaj se Pehle Kabhi Paise Liye Hai Tujhse?
