To make it straight, she pulls it;
To make it stand, she rubs it;
To make it stiff, she licks it;
And to let it In, she pushes it.
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Threading a needle is not easy!
You can foretell any girl's future just by touching and feeling her buttocks.
This divine knowledge is called
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ASS-TR0LOGY!
A padded bra is like real estate... the super built-up area is very impressive but the actual carpet area is disappointing!
The best way to break up is
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farting while 69!
Describe 'Virginity' in 2 words?
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Center Fresh!
Snooker table is the coolest table for men.
It teaches them how to play with the balls and concentrate on many holes using a single stick!
Two beautiful sisters Shantiben and Ichhaben were living in neighbourhood of Kanjibhai.
He always tried his luck by a question:
'Shantiben, Ichha Chhe?'
Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice;
But having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks is:
'Simply Priceless'!
Irony of Life:
Wives don't get pregnant after many attempts;
And girlfriends get pregnant even after taking precautions!
'Luck' and 'Fuck' are directly proportional to each other.
When 'Luck' favours, you can 'Fuck' the whole world;
But when 'Luck' fails, the whole world begins to 'Fuck' You!
