An army battalion was to host a 'Cocktail' to welcome the new Brigade Commander.
A circular was duly sent out saying: "Cockfail to start at 7 pm in Officers' Mess."
The CO noticed the spelling error and ordered the Adjutant to issue a corrigendum.
The corrigendum read as under: "Refer to circular, kindly read tail instead of fail - the cock remains standing as it is!"
If you can make a woman laugh, you are almost there;
But if you are almost there and then the woman laughs, it sure is a different thing!
On the girls t-shirt:
Looking won't make them big;
You need to work on them!
Taange Utha Ke Karo, Taange Faila Ke Karo;
Ghuma Ghuma Ke Karo, Aagge Peechay Dono Taraf Karo;
Jitna Karoge Utna Halka Mehsoos Hoga...
Oye, I am talking about Yoga!
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Note: Waise Tum Bhi Theek Sochh Rahe Ho!
People sweat... so that they don't catch fire while having sex!
Latest Gaali for a Bewaafa girlfriend:
Aaj Tu Bhool Hi Chuki Hai Toh Itna Yaad Rakhna, Bhenchod;
Yeh Toh Pyaar Ka Bhram Tha - Warna Itna Chaudta Ke Ghar Tak Bacche Dete Hue Jaati!
Drawing is the second thing in the world that requires hand and imagination... simultaneously!
He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, sucked, bit and swallowed, too. When he was satisfied, he left abruptly.
I was left hurt
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by Bloody Mosquito!
And I became confused about the word "service." This is not what I thought "service" meant. Then one day, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them mentioned that he was having a bull service a few of his cows.
WHAM!! It all came into perspective! Now I understand what all those "service" agencies are doing to us!
Dhoni told his bowlers to use their brains and not just their balls... women have been saying this to men for centuries!
