What's that called when your wife wakes up horny?
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Never. It's called never!
A small joke:
Girl: Fuck you.
Boy: Promise!
*Yahoo chat*
dude_88: What's your name?
cute_gl: I'm Laura. Yours?
dude_88: Lassun.
cute_gl: Delhi se hun bhenchod! Lassun andar lele!
Beauty of ENGLISH:
Ever noticed how deleting one word after another in a sentence can lead to a nice story ?
Here's an example:
Oh Jack plz don't touch me at all!
Oh Jack plz don't touch me at!
Oh Jack plz don't touch!
Oh Jack plz don't!
Oh Jack plz!
Oh Jack!
Oh!
O!
Lady: Doctor, I'm so sick! I feel dizzy, everything spins and my heart is burning.
The Man says, "Madam... first, I'm not a Doctor, I'm a Bartender. Second, you are not sick, you are drunk. And third, your heart is not burning, your left boob is in the ashtray!
Roses are red, violets are blue;
I suck at poetry; show me your tits!
While engaged in the sex act, wife to her hubby, "You're just like a mobile."
The husband proudly asks, "You love my vibration."
Wife: Na Na Na... the moment you get into basement, your network fails!"
Did you know that an elephant's leg is a sexual organ?
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If he steps on you, you're fucked!
What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball!
A husband gets love bite on neck from his secretary. He goes home worried, allows his pet dog to jump on him and shouts, "He bit my neck".
The wife removes bra and says, "See what he did to me!"
