Why is it so much fun at the nudist party?
Because things really get swinging on the dance floor!
Baby Mosquito: Mom, I m going to watch a movie.
Mother Mosquito: Take care, people clap there and I don't want to lose you.
Baby Mosquito: Don't worry, Mom! I'm going to watch a XXX movie. As a result, people's hands would be pretty busy!
The attractive secretary was approaches by the senior executive.
"If I asked you to become my private secretary at $500 a week, would you say yes?" he asked.
Smiling sweetly, she replied, "Twice a day, if necessary!"
Scientific Theory of Sex:
The angle of the dangle
Decreases with the sag of the bag;
Increases in proportion to the heat of the meat;
Is relative to the mass of the ass;
Enhances with the beauty of the cutie!
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to cemetery with her dead cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy.
The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common!"
A family is driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield.
Embarrassed as what to explain to her young son, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, that was an insect."
To which her son replies, "I'm surprised, how can it fly with a dick like that!"
The colour of Bra reflects a girl's mood:
White - Relaxed Mood
Red - Wild Mood
Black - Sexy Mood
Blue - Sad Mood
Pink - Romantic Mood, No BRA - Perfect MOOD!
Why are babies so fragile?
They are put together with just one screw!
2 prostitutes were on their way home after work, in a taxi.
1st: I smell sperm!
2nd: Sorry, I burped!
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them!
