What is the similarity between a swimming pool and a wife?
For both, we pay high maintenance cost for the little time we spend in them!
Three housewives were walking in a park. They saw a dog fucking a bitch really hard there.
Doctor's Wife: So sweet, now they will have cute puppies.
Lawyer's Wife: No, this is a pure attempt of rape; and the dog should b hanged.
Major's Wife: Seems like the dog has returned home after 6 months!
Q: What's the difference between a divorce and getting circumcised?
A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!
Q: Why is the space between a girl's tits and hips called the waist?
A: Because you could easily get another pair of tits in there!
Dear Milk,
You make me wet...
Sincerely,
Cereal
For those who do not have easy access to porn:
Switch to a TV channel showing Women Tennis and close your eyes and listen to it!
Optimist: A woman who loads up the CD changer before making love!
A warning notice in a factory for female workers:
If your skirt is long, stay away from the engines;
And if it is short, stay away from the engineers!
Karma is like 69... you get what you give!
There were three Jobs that made the world a better place to live in.
Steve has gone...
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Thank God! Hand and Blow are still here!
