Happiness is like penis... it always looks small if you hold it in your hands; but when you learn to share it, you'll realize how big and precious it is!
Our love will never become cold and hollow;
Unless one day, you change and refuse to swallow!
Sex is like programming... one mistake and you'll have to support it for the rest of your life!
When Hugh Hefner dies, will he really be going to a better place?
What's common between Android apps and panties?
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Mehnat Itni Khamoshi Se Karo Ke Safalta Shor Machade.
This somehow reminds us of
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Pregnancy and Child Birth!
A newly wedded husband to his wife after sex, "I'll be frank, you are not the first girl.
Wife: I'll also be frank, you still have to learn a lot!
Why do men like big tits and a tight ass?
Because they've got big mouths and little dicks!
Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done!
How is a woman like a road?
Both have manholes!
