A hilarious spelling mistake behind a truck:
Put 'deeper' at night!
Men are like babies. If you want to shut them up, stick a boob in their mouth!
Alok Nath goes to a medical store to buy condom.
Salesman : Which flavor?
Alok Nath: Haldi Chandon!
Ad by a Call Girl:
Plot on rent
Area: 2" x 4"
Good frontage
1 bore well with well-manicured garden
Excellent Drainage facility
And Milk booths at a handy distance!
What's long, hard and has cum in it?
A cucumber!
What's the difference between Maggi Noodles and a girlfriend?
Maggi is licked after eating whereas a girlfriend is licked before eating!
What is the difference between a Key and a Panty?
Key: Insert and Open
Panty: Open and Insert!
All girls are beautiful after the lights are switched off;
And all boys are innocent, before the lights are off!
Bari Barsi Khatan Gya Si;
Khat Ke Leyanda Khand...
Oh Teri Pehn Di...
Ehni Thand
Ehni Thand
Ehni Thand!
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off!
