A lady in labour, shouting the usual shit, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She turns to her boyfriend and says, "You did this to me, you fucker!"
He casually replies, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse, but you said, 'fuck off it'll be too painful.'"
An old married couple was sitting in their rocking chairs enjoying a beautiful sunset when the old man looked at his wife and said "fuck you!"
A few minutes passed when the woman turned and said the same thing to her husband. After about half an hour of this the old man said "I'll never understand why kids today like this oral sex so much!"
Boy: Tum toh meri chaand ho, Jaanu.
Girl: Aur tum mere Edwin Aldrin.
Boy: Iska matlab?
Girl: Chaand par chadhne wala doosra aadmi!
Son: Dad, I want to be like you.
Dad (Feeling Proud): That's so nice, son. So you want to be an engineer?
Son: No Dad! I, too wanna fuck Deepa aunty... she is so f**king hot!
Mondays are like drunk sex... hard to stay up and seem to last forever!
Sunny Leone doing bold scenes in "Jism 2" is like appearing for 5th class exam after having completed schooling!
Law Teacher: So what have you learned from this lesson?
Student: Good... Lawda Lasoon.
Teacher: What?
Student: Good Law's lesson!
When
Pakistan is Pak;
Hindustan is Hind;
Czech Republic is Czeck;
Then
What about Brazil and London!
We are from the LAND of Kamasutra that teaches us numerous ways to have sex.
That's the reason... we get fucked in more ways than we can imagine!
When we are young children, we love to watch cartoon movies and act like them;
And when we grow up, we like to watch porn movies and act like them!
