A man had his wife cremated. As smoke came out, he said to his brother, "That's the first time I ever saw her hot!"
Problems of mobile texting:
Girl: Main kaunsi university main admission lu?
Boy: MU main le.
The boy meant Mumbai University.
Result: The girl has stopped talking to the boy!
Aadmi ko Zindgi mein sirf 2 cheezein achhi milni chahiye: Khuraak
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Suraakh!
After sex, all men face similar problem as that of a murderer... what to do with
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the body lying next to them?
Go down a water slide while it isn't wet and you'll understand why foreplay is so important!
Boobs are like Soda, nobody likes them flat!
After 35 years of marriage, 69 means
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ek doosre ke pair dabana!
A vagina is like the weather. Once it is wet, it's time to go inside!
The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used!
Gays response to SC verdict:
Analyse the Penal Code and please don't Penalise the Anal Code!
