While buying her girlfriend her new address.
Pappu: Choose...
Girlfriend: Are you sick....yahan Mall me?....sabke samne... you pervert.
Pappu: What? Kameeni, choose the dress!
Sunny Leone has had one of the most successful career transformation.
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Sometimes an opportunity knocks on the door;
And at other times, knock on the door spoils an opportunity!
How do you reuse a condom?
Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it!
Teenager: God's punishment for enjoying sex!
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my TV?
It only takes one finger to turn on a TV!
Sonam has a very good fashion sense.
It's high time she launches a fashion line. And it'll be a good idea to give give a flat discount to promote sales!
What's the job application to Hooters?
It's just a bra to fill it out!
What's the difference between a hair stylist and a nail stylist?
One does hand jobs and one does blow jobs!
What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?
Liquor in the front and Poker in the back!
