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If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get laid off?

Salman Khan is a Virgin:
Bapu Asaram behind bars on rape charge
India going through an interesting phase. Middle aged men are confessing their virginity and old ones are going through potency test!

Paul Walker Car Crash:
How ironical!
An actor of car racing movie series dies in a car accident.
I really wonder how Sunny Leone will die!

Who is guilty?
Husband and wife are sleeping together and while dreaming, the wife suddenly shouts, "Quick, my husband is back".
And the husband gets up with lightning quick speed and jumps out of the window!

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When English get excited they say:
OMG!
And when Punjabis get excited, they say:
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O BC...

Tehelka is a classic example of how an 'ORGAN' can bring down an 'ORGANisation'!

The girls are crazy for 4 things:
1. Make-up
2. Mobile
3. Shopping
4. Look below
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Abey Ghochu, Apne Niche Dekh!

What's the difference between a 'Boot' and 'Choot'?
Boot accepts only one size, whereas a Choot accepts all sizes!

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What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?
Liquor in the front and poker in the back!

What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
Her navel!

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