If a firefighter's business can go up in smoke, and a plumber's business can go down the drain, can a hooker get laid off?
Off late, the Cell phone has replaced the Penis as the most popular handheld device!
I farted while lifting a heavy object today. It was very embarrassing. I had to apologize to the man at the next urinal!
Obscene Caller: Hi baby, if you can guess what's in my hand. I will let you have it.
Naughty Lady: Listen, if you can hide it in one hand than I am not interested!
God made orgasms... otherwise people will not know when to stop screwing each other!
There is a thin line between
"love at first sight"
and
"lust at first sight"
and the line is called a
Cleavage!
I met a girl with 12 nipples - sounds funny...
Dozen tit?
Dear Dick,
We have been the only ones to have stayed with you in "ups and downs" of your life!
Regards,
Balls!
Arz Kiya Hai:
Yeh Kaali-Kaali Ankhe, Yeh Gore-Gore Gaal;
Yeh Kaali-Kaali Ankhe, Yeh Gore-Gore Gaal;
Aur Sunao Kaise Ho, Jhaant Ke Baal?
Wife: What shall I make today?
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Husband:Mood!
