What do girls message their friends after they meet a long time?
Hey! Where are you dear? It's been so long since we met, I really miss those times we spent together, I hope everything's fine?
What do boys message their friends after they find them after a long time?
Bhosdi ke kahan rehta hai aajkal? Tu to milne bhi nahi aata; Behanchod, teri shakal tak bhul gaya main toh. Woh toh aaj pishab karte waqt meri nazar LUND pe gayi to teri shakal yad aa gayi, Sab theek toh hai na, Lodu?
When a guy calls you hot, he is looking at your body;
When a guy calls you pretty, he is looking at your face;
When a guy calls you beautiful, he is looking at your heart.
Still all these 3 guys, wanna fuck you through!
Marriage vows in short:
I won't fuck other people, but I'll fuck you and your life!
Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice;
But having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS!
It's not that "Sabbra Ka Fal Meetha Hota Hai"!
But its real meaning is that
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'Sab' 'Bra' ka 'Fal' meetha hota hai!
Studies show that 'Sex' burns up 350 calories each time. Please help me, I'm on a diet!
Recently a man had to be hospitalised to get his wedding ring cut off, as it got stuck on his penis. Actually, this guy's girlfriend found the ring in his pant pocket and got so mad at him that she stuck it on him while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1. Having your girlfriend find out you're married.
2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
Or
3. Finding out that your penis fits through your wedding ring!
Behind a perfect cleavage, there is a woman who spent at least 1 hour pulling, squeezing and adjusting. Respect her by staring at it!
Welcome Winters:
In the morning, savour 2 eggs with milk;
In the evening, relish 2 pegs with chips;
And at night, enjoy 2 legs with lips.
Have a very happy winters... with my tips!
There once was a sculptor called Phidias
Who had a distaste for the hideous.
So he sculpt Aphrodite
Without any nightie
Which shocked the ultra-fastidious.
