We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes; but we never realise that some of the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes!
Lesbian couples don't believe in "Tit for Tat" but "Tit for Tit"!
Women are like different types of coffee. Only the really good ones keep you awake all night!
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.
The iTIT will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.
This is considered a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them!
A woman without curves is like a Jeans without pockets... you don't know where to puts your hands!
Women should have equal rights to men. It would be awesome if women were allowed to walk around with their tops off!
An army officer goes to a prostitute and asks her, "How much for the pleasure of my company?"
She looks at him from top to bottom and replies after a while, "1000 Rupees".
The officer takes in a breath and says, "That's quite reasonable...
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Company... March!"
According to doctors, 'Penis' is the best breakfast ever for ladies!
It has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients.
Thus making them healthy and contented for 9 months!
Send to ladies for a good laugh and to men to make them happy and feel proud of themselves!
Masturbation: It's a shot in the air to check if the gun is working!
Hookers aren't the ones who'll fuck you for money...
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they're just the only ones honest enough to acknowledge it!
