The reason why women don't carry condom in their purse is because by the time they'll find the condom in the purse, the kid will be 2 years old!
It's funny how dry days and wet dreams actually have nothing to do with water!
Men aren't lazy, they just don't get out of bed right away in the mornings because they have erections!
Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with the in the bedroom!
When he brings you "Beautiful Flowers" for no reason...
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Give him a reason.
Be nice and show him your tits!
The main tension of parents nowadays:
What their sons download;
And what their daughters upload!
Har Wish Ho Puri;
Sex Se Na Rahe Doori!
Lund Apka Khada Rahe;
Choot Mein Pada Rahe!
Ladkiya Apka Lund Chusein;
Boobs Apke Muh Me Thusein!
Aisi Hi Chalti Rahe Chudhai;
Deepawali Ki Apko Hardik Badhai!
Many female employees implement plans to achieve success.
Rest plan for 'Implants' to achieve the same success!
A man was confessing: "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned... I read dirty jokes and viewed naked women's pictures and videos on Whatsapp.
Father: Forward all your sins to me and you'll be pardoned!
My girlfriend likes sticking her breasts in my face, then asking for something really expensive.
She inevitably gets what she wants.
This, my friends, is what is known as a "booby trap"!
