Sometimes, the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is a fucking idiot!
A porn actress was admitted to hospital after having phone sex. Doctors removed 2 Nokias, 3 iPhones and 1 Samsung. No Siemen was found!
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant!
Good News:
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Courtesy:
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A man was lost on an island. He cut a tree and decided to make a boat.
Suddenly...
He saw a girl and he used the tree to make a bed.
Moral: A hole can change a Man's goal!
BBM in Android and iPhone is free but it's chargeable to Blackberry phone users.
It's like wife charging husband for sex and giving free sex to everyone else!
Boobs are like kids 'toys' - fun to play with... but they eventually end up in the mouth!
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Wish you a happy and a very "SUCK-SEX-FULL" life.
I may not be good spellings; but my wishes are good, true and from the bottom of my heart.
Good Day!
There are 2 ways to win an argument with a man:
1. Cry
2. Sex
