HIV Ne Penis Pe Condom Laga Diya.
COVID Ne Munh Par Mask Laga Diya.
Gand Sirf Bachi Thi, Usse Economy Maar Rahi Hai!
Clear Understanding:
Husband: I love you.
Wife: Aaj Nahi.
Husband: OK!
Patient: Doctor, my bottom hurts.
Doctor: Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?
Patient: Right around the entrance.
Doctor: As long as you call it 'entrance,' it will hurt!
Thong is the greatest symbol of democracy, because it separates the left from the right, protects the center, changes everyone's "point of view" and forces all the people to look in the same direction with the same goal!
Pardon my French but Louvrè Lage Padè Hai!
Porn would be more realistic if it shows a man struggling to take off the woman's bra!
Tum Gym Karte Reh Jaoge,
Uske Saath Push-Ups Koi Aur Maar Jayega!
Procrastination is a lot like masturbating.
It feels good at the time, but ultimately we are fucking ourselves!
Kisi Ko Bina Soche Samjhe Chutiya Nahi Bolna Chahiye...
Kya Pata Wo Gandu Ho!
Long-Distance Relationship Mein Chaaron Log Khush Rehte Hain!
