Thong is the greatest symbol of democracy, because it separates the left from the right, protects the center, changes everyone's "point of view" and forces all the people to look in the same direction with the same goal!
Pardon my French but Louvrè Lage Padè Hai!
Porn would be more realistic if it shows a man struggling to take off the woman's bra!
Tum Gym Karte Reh Jaoge,
Uske Saath Push-Ups Koi Aur Maar Jayega!
Procrastination is a lot like masturbating.
It feels good at the time, but ultimately we are fucking ourselves!
Kisi Ko Bina Soche Samjhe Chutiya Nahi Bolna Chahiye...
Kya Pata Wo Gandu Ho!
Long-Distance Relationship Mein Chaaron Log Khush Rehte Hain!
Everybody is so concerned about children missing their childhood...
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what about adults missing adultery?
My ex-girlfriend finished last in the swimming competition under the breaststroke category.
She didn't know that she could use her arms to swim!
A padded bra is like real estate.
The super built-up area is very impressive but the actual carpet area is disappointing!
