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Everybody is so concerned about children missing their childhood...
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what about adults missing adultery?

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My ex-girlfriend finished last in the swimming competition under the breaststroke category.
She didn't know that she could use her arms to swim!

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A padded bra is like real estate.
The super built-up area is very impressive but the actual carpet area is disappointing!

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For those who can't afford porn, it's better to put women's Tennis on TV, close your eyes and only hear it!

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Be like Boobs:
Socially distanced and covered with masks!

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When pornstars take off their clothes, they are actually getting dressed for work.
Wisdom will kill me someday!

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Why was the two-piece bikini invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section!

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Vodafone Idea is now Vi
Vi Mumbai
Vi Delhi
Vi Ahmedabad
Vi Kolkata
Imagine their Agra office!

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Sanjay Raut has brought revolutionary changes to cuss words. According to him, Haramkhor means naughty.
So, we can safely assume Chutiya means sweety and Gandu means cutie!

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The pussy is never yours...
It's just your turn!

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