Tum Gym Karte Reh Jaoge,
Uske Saath Push-Ups Koi Aur Maar Jayega!
Procrastination is a lot like masturbating.
It feels good at the time, but ultimately we are fucking ourselves!
Kisi Ko Bina Soche Samjhe Chutiya Nahi Bolna Chahiye...
Kya Pata Wo Gandu Ho!
Long-Distance Relationship Mein Chaaron Log Khush Rehte Hain!
Everybody is so concerned about children missing their childhood...
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what about adults missing adultery?
My ex-girlfriend finished last in the swimming competition under the breaststroke category.
She didn't know that she could use her arms to swim!
A padded bra is like real estate.
The super built-up area is very impressive but the actual carpet area is disappointing!
For those who can't afford porn, it's better to put women's Tennis on TV, close your eyes and only hear it!
Be like Boobs:
Socially distanced and covered with masks!
When pornstars take off their clothes, they are actually getting dressed for work.
Wisdom will kill me someday!
