Sanjay Raut has brought revolutionary changes to cuss words. According to him, Haramkhor means naughty.
So, we can safely assume Chutiya means sweety and Gandu means cutie!
The pussy is never yours...
It's just your turn!
When a male Octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female Octopus so she can inseminate herself. Then the male grows a new penis. If that is the most epic way to tell someone to go fuck yourself, I don't know what is!
What do you call a techie nerd with a cute ass?
Sunder Pichai
If bedbugs are found on beds, whoever came up with the name cockroach?
What do you call a girl who fucks her uncle?
Chacha Chaudri!
A man from Lucknow at the chemist:
Chhote Nawab Ke Liye Sherwani Dikhaiye!
Behen Ke Lode Bread Ka Sabse Upar Wala Aur Neeche Wal Slice Toh Kha Nahi Pata,
Aur Facebook Pe Ladkiyon Ko Message Karta Hai, "Baby I will eat your ass!"
If you could read my mind, I'm pretty sure you'd either be traumatized or sexually aroused or both!
A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.
His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?"
"Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave.
"Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade!"
