There was a fire at the Viagra factory last night. It went up in no time!
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. The girl says, "Show me, I wanna see myself if it's true what they say about black men"!
So he stabs her and nicks her purse!
After the woman gave birth to a baby, her doctor stood solemnly at her bedside. "I have something I must tell you about your baby."
"What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.
Doctor: Your baby is a hermaphrodite.
Woman: What's that?
Doctor: It means your baby has both male and female parts.
"Oh my God!" the woman exclaimed. "You mean he has a penis AND a brain?
Aam aadmi just needs Daal Roti, Vagera Vagera
Asaran needs need Daal Roti, Viagra Viagra!
Which task is engaged together by men and women, where men lose their stamina within 10 minutes but women can go on and on?
SHOPPING!
May God bless your dirty mind!
A boy proposes to a Punjabi girl, "I have fallen in love with you".
The girl smiled and answered shyly, "Chal Fuddi da!"
Women are like iPhones. One has to touch them all over before they respond.
Men are like Blackberries. Rub the ball and everything moves!
What are the 2 most important holes in a woman's body?
No, not those - you dirty mind.
Her nostrils...
They allow her to breath while she's suckin'!
Women have 3 holes... too good that shit comes out of only two of them.
What did the girl with big tits say? Actually, I can't remember!
