I simply love the tan lines that girls get after sunbathing? It's almost like god came down and highlighted all the important parts!
I just wish my wife could look down from Heaven and see me now. But no, the cunt is still alive!
Zyada Porn Dekhna Aapki Sehat Ke Liye Hornykarak Ho Sakta Hai.
Kripya Thoda Cum Dekhein!
Those who have to perform sex, they buy condoms during the day only. It is foolish to show them condom ads during the evening on TV while one is having a good family time!
The "Smoking Kills" warning on cigarette packs is like girls saying, "Rehne Do, Koi Dekh Lega" - nothing more than a ritual!
Men and women can absolutely just be friends. After they make out to get that curiosity out of their system!
A woman without curves is like a Jeans without pockets;
You don't know where to puts your hands!
A bad football team is like an old bra... no cups and little support!
Every time a condom breaks, some one learns to pray!
The best example of getting satisfaction in others' happiness:
Watching Porn!
