Women wake up yawning;
And men wake up with an erection.
What a coincidence!
Behind a perfect cleavage, there is a woman who spent 1 hour pulling, squeezing & adjusting.
Always respect her by staring at it!
A recent survey confirmed that 87% of the women want to have sex after marriage...
My question is,
.
..
...
"Where are they?"
Obscene caller: Hi baby, if you can guess what's in my hand I will let you have it.
Lady: Listen, if you can hide it in one hand then I am not interested!
Explain rape:
It's a difficult job, something like playing golf with a moving hole.
If a man is in bed with 2 women, how many animals are there in the bed?
Ans=14
Working Notes:
3 asses
+ 6 calves
+ 2 pussies
+ 2 chicks
+1 half dead cock
= 14
I have three moods:
Fuck me,
Fuck off and
Fuck you!
The sex life of my belt's buckle is as frustrating as mine. It also sees many holes everyday but goes in the same again and again!
A man surfing TV channels asks his wife, "Darling, may I watch T20 match?"
Wife: You better watch only the replay of Gayle's innings of 175. That way, you might learn some porn!
Men'll be Men...
Person 1: Yesterday, I saved a girl from being raped.
Person 2: Good! That's pretty cool, how did you do that?
Person 1: I convinced her!
