A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles.
The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm. "Sure!"
She says, "He's at home taking care of the kids!"
World's most romantic line ever said by a girl to her boyfriend:
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Achha Baba... Karlo!
Popeye was a lonely sailor. That explains his huge forearms!
A person's beard grows the fastest when he anticipates 'SEX'!
No wonder, Asaram has a very long one!
The blind date hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over.
At her apartment door, he suddenly said, "Hey! You wanna see my underwear?"
Before she could respond, he had dropped his pants, right there in the hall, revealing that he wasn't wearing any.
She glanced down and said, "Nice design, does it also come in men's sizes?"
Guys are like bears.
If you lay very still, they'll paw at you a bit; and then give up and go look for food!
Nokia (soon to be MS) has announced the launch of its ASARAM range of phones.
Key Feature: Even after 72 hrs of usage, the 'handset' will remain 100% charged!
Important Mesage:
Send this to all whom you care...
A boy who lived in Brazil died after masturbating 42 times in a day!
So guys, always remember... 41 is the limit!
When a girl misses her love, her heart pains;
But when a guy misses his love, his hands pain!
Q: Why is parsley like public hair?
A: You push it aside and keep eating.
