I did in the bed. I did it on the couch. I did it in the car. Texting is such an obsession!
Antique Question:
Q: Duniya Me Sab Se Pahli 'GAALI' Kisne Di Thi?
A: It was from Dronacharya to Arjun -
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"ARJUN, BAAN CHHOD!
BEFORE MARRIAGE:
Roses are Red, Sky is Blue; You're beautiful, I love you!
AFTER MARRIAGE:
Roses are Dead, I have Flu; Don't eat my head, F**k you!
DejaChu: adj. the felling of having met this Chutiya before
What's the difference between movies having Certificate - U, A, XX, XXX?
U: Hero gets the heroine
A: Villain gets the heroine
XX: All the actors get the heroine
XXX: Entire shooting unit gets the heroine
Weekends are like an orgasm. It takes a long time to reach it, and when you finally do, it's over in no time!
Which is most difficult sport in the world to watch?
Women's doubles tennis - 9 balls bounce at a time and you don't know which one to watch!
Girl: Tumne muzme aisa kya dekha ki muze propose kar diya?
Boy: Sab kuchh dekhne ke liye hi to Propose kiya hai, Pagli!
5 rules to keep your wife happy by Dada Kondke:
1. Apni wife ki har roz leni chahiye - KHABAR
2. Uska pakad kar baar-baar chumna chahiye - HAATH
3. Uske bade aaram se dono dabane chahiye - PAER
4. Uski aage se hi nahi pichhe se bhi karni chahiye - TAAREEF 5. Uske samne aate hi Apna nikal kar uske hath mein rakh dena chahiye - .WALLET
A husband and wife were engaged in the sex act.
Husband: Honey, why do I get all my great ideas in bed only?
Wife: It's because at that time, you're plugged into a genius!
