A woman calls her husband into the bedroom. "Now Mike, I want you to take off my blouse!"
"Good!"
"Now I also want you to take off my Bra."
"Good..."
"Now can you take off my panties."
"Very Good! Now, don't let me catch you wearing them again!"
Do you know why Mr. India never went to prostitutes?
Because he was afraid he'd be seen in the red light areas!
The movie Madrass Cafe is on Rajiv Gandhi;
Satyagraha is on Anna Hazare;
And Grand Masti is on Asaaram Bapu!
Those penis enlargement pills you took must be working. You're a bigger dick now than you were last week!
Kya Aap Bore Ho Rahe Ho?
Kuch Karne Ka Man Kar Raha Hai?
Toh Zip Kholo...
Hath Ander Dalo...
Aur...
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Bag Se Book Nikal Kar Padhna Shuru Ho Jayo!
An X-ray specialist was briefing his new assistant about breast shadows. He told him that women's breasts come in three sizes:
Ping Pong
Ding Dong
and
King Kong!
Q: What is Sunny Leone's favourite time of the day?
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Ans: Porn-e-Saath!
Gandhi ji never thought about people who are working in private sectors;
Otherwise he would have created another monkey covering his back side with his hands!
Big boobs don't count if you're fat;
And well, big dicks don't count if you are one!
If Amitabh is onLINE, is he onREKHA!
