Dear Girlfriend,
United we bang, divided I nightfall!
Please share this advice with all girls:
Do not play with 'Dogs', you may get RABIES.
And do not play with
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'Boys', you may get BABIES!
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
You're gonna have to give me a minute to get hard, I just got laid by some chick!
I asked a Chinese girl if she would come out with me for a date and I asked her number so I could call her.
She got excited and said: sex sex sex free sex tonight... wow such an open girl...
Later, my friend told me that she really meant to say 6663629!
Facebook reminds me a lot of high school...
Life full of humour, dark sarcasm, jealousy, sexual frustration and a bunch of Boobs you never get a chance to touch!
Positive thought for the day:
In life, whenever you are losing self control... just think of Sunny Leone's cameraman!
You know the economy is screwed up when hard working Real Estate guys like Vadra have to resort to farming to support their livelihoods.
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Breaking News:
As Rupee is reaching 69, the Govt. makes a proposal to make Sunny Leone Finance Minister, as she can handle the position better!
I'm no mathematician but I'm pretty sure the square root of 69 = my tongue!
Red light area slogan:
It was a business doing pleasure with you!
