Two pseudo modern girls were talking to each other. They both had the habit of ending every sentence with 'man'.
1st: Today, I got up late man.
2nd: Why man? What happened man?
1st: I did not keep the alarm man.
2nd: I never get up late because I always sleep with my watch man!
A 5 year old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
'Mom', he asked, "Are these my brains?"
Mom: Not yet!
Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?
It's because their balls fall over their butt-hole which causes a vapour lock!
The chicken and the egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.
The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle"!
Facebook is the second most famous word that starts with an 'F' and ends with a 'K'!
Rupee seems to be in an erotic mood... It'll only turn around at 69!
Boobs can make anything stand hard and Up.
Why isn't it helping the falling Rupee since the Indian women have a habit of storing them in their blouses!
It should be OK with women faking it in bed;
Because Men fake everything to get her there!
Fact: One minute of kissing burns 26 calories.
No wonder, sluts are so damn skinny!
Sunny Leone Ke Sabhi Bhaiyon Ko Raksha Bandhan Ki Hard Dick Badhai!
