Hearing your girlfriend have a loud orgasm is nothing short of glorious. Unless you hear it from outside your best friend's room!
Guys stare at boobs because they are horny;
And Girls stare at boobs because they are jealous!
Men like sex, just like their belts.
If it's not tight enough, they'll move to another hole!
A man spent $5000 on a Boob job for his wife, she was delighted.
Then $3000 on a Nose job, she was ecstatic:.
But when he spent $50 on himself for a Blowjob, she went fucking ballistic! SUCH IS LIFE, SO BLOODY UNFAIR!
How do you seduce a fat woman?
Piece of cake!
Responses during Sex:
Mistress: Wow! Darling this is great!
Whore: Come on finish it now!
Girlfriend: Ah! Please slowly!
Wife: Ceiling needs painting!
When a girl attains maturity, she wants to wear a Bra...
And when a boy attains maturity, he wants to remove that Bra!
Cleavage is the universal currency. A girl who knows how to use it is the best entrepreneur in the world.
Boobs are like Facebook status. They just want some attention and 'Likes'!
On 1st night after marriage:
Wife: Please let's not do it today. Let's spend it on understanding each other.
Husband: Darling, something 'Under' is already 'Standing' for you!
