Deja Do:
The feeling when you realize you've masturbated over that porn clip before!
Wisdom of the day:
Learn to be happy with small things in life, beacuse big ones are usually artificial.
~ Pamela Anderson
Women love things that are small and cute. Apart from cocks and bank balances apparently!
A boy becomes "hands free" as soon as he gets married!
How girls think they get attention?
1) Smile
2) Clothes
3) Attitude
Why they get it?
1) Boobs
2) Boobs
3) Boobs
Shahid Kapoor must have rejected "Grand Masti" because he must have thought that the letter 'r' is unnecessarily added to the title!
Maybelline makes eyelashes look four times larger!
High time, they start making condoms!
And then God said, "Seems unfair to have given man an extra limb so to balance it out I'll give women the power over which to control it!"
Sex, drugs and candy crush all have one thing in common. It's only an addiction if you start paying for it!
Dear Periods,
The only reason we tolerate you is because you're a sign that we're not pregnant.
Sincerely,
Girls
Dear Periods,
We only tolerate you because we get blow jobs that week.
Sincerely,
Boys
